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Your 2025 Naware Wrapped

🎁 Your 2025

NAWARE
WRAPPED

The steam has settled.
The weeds have fallen.
Let's relive the chaos.

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🌱 Total Weeds Smoked

403,131

You smoked 3 more weeds than Snoop Dogg this year 🌿

(different kind though)

🏃 Distance Covered

247

Miles of turf, protected from chemicals

Stacked end to end, those dandelions would reach the International Space Station 🚀

Houston, we have a weed problem. Had.*

💰 Cost Savings Generated

$240K

Returned to operations that chose chemical-free

You can almost buy your wife that handbag she wants. 👜

Almost. We said almost. Maybe next year, champ.

🏆 Congratulations

1%

You're in the TOP 1%
of Weed Haters Worldwide

🚫 You've been added to the
official "DO NOT GROW" list

Weeds are officially afraid of your property.

🧬 Your Weed Personality Is...

CRABGRASS!
🌱

Because like you, crabgrass is tenacious, spreads fast, and refuses to quit.

You've been with us since the early days. That loyalty? Chef's kiss. 🤌

🤖 You Named Your AI Precise

SMOKEY
"Thanks for the name! I promise to live up to it—smoking weeds, saving you money, and being the sidekick your lawn deserves. Here's to many more miles together in 2026."

Smokey is grateful for the love this year 🔥

⚠️ The Numbers Don't Lie

💀💀💀💀💀
12,847
Weeds that begged for mercy
0
Mercy granted

Smokey doesn't negotiate with terrorists. 🔥

🏆 2025 Achievements Unlocked

🥈 MN Cup Semi-Finalist
🚀 TechCrunch Battlefield 200
🧪 Green Chemistry Prize
📜 International Patent Filed
🎯 90% AI Detection Accuracy

☕ Behind the Scenes at Naware

The Real Stats
🛠️ Prototypes held together
with duck tape 4
🚀 Times Mark said "LFG" 10,312
☕ Coffee cups consumed 12,000

Not kidding about the coffee. Send help. ☕💀

📅 Our Journey Together

May 2024
🎉 Naware Founded
September 2024
📧 First Newsletter
November 2024
🎯 MVP + First Customer!
March 2025
🔧 Gen6 Prototype
October 2025
🚀 TechCrunch Disrupt!

🕯️ In Memoriam

Gone But Not Missed
Gerald the Dandelion 🌼
Spring 2025 – Spring 2025 (20 minutes)
The Crabgrass Mafia 🌿
Thought they ran Hole 7. They were wrong.
Karen from the Sidewalk Crack 😤
Asked to speak to the manager. Met Smokey instead.
The Thistle That Had Been There for 3 Years 🏆
Veteran status revoked in 20 minutes.

Press F to pay respects. Or don't. They were weeds. 💀

🎄 ❄️ 🎁
Merry Christmas
& Happy New Year!

From our Weed Laboratory to your home—
may your holidays be warm, your weeds be few,
and your 2026 be absolutely steamy.

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💜 Thank You

"You opened my newsletters. You believed chemical-free was possible. You showed up. Next year, I promise to keep smoking weeds, saving you money, and being the sidekick your lawn deserves."

Stay curious, stay steamy, and don't talk to your weeds (unless they talk first). 🌱

— Mark, Smokey & the Naware Team

☕ Fueled by 12,000 cups of coffee. Not kidding.

Visit naware.io
Your 2025 Naware Wrapped

🎁 Your 2025

NAWARE
WRAPPED

The steam has settled.
The weeds have fallen.
Let's relive the chaos.

Naware Logo
Scroll to begin

🌱 Total Weeds Smoked

403,131

You smoked 3 more weeds than Snoop Dogg this year 🌿

(different kind though)

🏃 Distance Covered

247

Miles of turf, protected from chemicals

Stacked end to end, those dandelions would reach the International Space Station 🚀

Houston, we have a weed problem. Had.*

💰 Cost Savings Generated

$240K

Returned to operations that chose chemical-free

You can almost buy your wife that handbag she wants. 👜

Almost. We said almost. Maybe next year, champ.

🏆 Congratulations

1%

You're in the TOP 1%
of Weed Haters Worldwide

🚫 You've been added to the
official "DO NOT GROW" list

Weeds are officially afraid of your property.

🧬 Your Weed Personality Is...

CRABGRASS!
🌱

Because like you, crabgrass is tenacious, spreads fast, and refuses to quit.

You've been with us since the early days. That loyalty? Chef's kiss. 🤌

🤖 You Named Your AI Precise

SMOKEY
"Thanks for the name! I promise to live up to it—smoking weeds, saving you money, and being the sidekick your lawn deserves. Here's to many more miles together in 2026."

Smokey is grateful for the love this year 🔥

⚠️ The Numbers Don't Lie

💀💀💀💀💀
12,847
Weeds that begged for mercy
0
Mercy granted

Smokey doesn't negotiate with terrorists. 🔥

🏆 2025 Achievements Unlocked

🥈 MN Cup Semi-Finalist
🚀 TechCrunch Battlefield 200
🧪 Green Chemistry Prize
📜 International Patent Filed
🎯 90% AI Detection Accuracy

☕ Behind the Scenes at Naware

The Real Stats
🛠️ Prototypes held together
with duck tape 4
🚀 Times Mark said "LFG" 10,312
☕ Coffee cups consumed 12,000

Not kidding about the coffee. Send help. ☕💀

📅 Our Journey Together

May 2024
🎉 Naware Founded
September 2024
📧 First Newsletter
November 2024
🎯 MVP + First Customer!
March 2025
🔧 Gen6 Prototype
October 2025
🚀 TechCrunch Disrupt!

🕯️ In Memoriam

Gone But Not Missed
Gerald the Dandelion 🌼
Spring 2025 – Spring 2025 (20 minutes)
The Crabgrass Mafia 🌿
Thought they ran Hole 7. They were wrong.
Karen from the Sidewalk Crack 😤
Asked to speak to the manager. Met Smokey instead.
The Thistle That Had Been There for 3 Years 🏆
Veteran status revoked in 20 minutes.

Press F to pay respects. Or don't. They were weeds. 💀

🎄 ❄️ 🎁
Merry Christmas
& Happy New Year!

From our Weed Laboratory to your home—
may your holidays be warm, your weeds be few,
and your 2026 be absolutely steamy.

Naware Logo

💜 Thank You

"You opened my newsletters. You believed chemical-free was possible. You showed up. Next year, I promise to keep smoking weeds, saving you money, and being the sidekick your lawn deserves."

Stay curious, stay steamy, and don't talk to your weeds (unless they talk first). 🌱

— Mark, Smokey & the Naware Team

☕ Fueled by 12,000 cups of coffee. Not kidding.

Visit naware.io